If we ever had an excuse to wear 6-inch platforms the color of smurfs, we would do that. The Total Recall cast was blessed with just such an opportunity this week, one-upping each other… Read More
Celeb Fashion
Guess Me From My Wig: Which Smokin’ TV Actress Is Dressed as a Shiny Matador?
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Even for the world’s biggest TV fans, this one may be kinda hard. Why? Well, usually this actress spends her on-screen time as a dressed-down brunette living a (mostly) discreet life of… Read More
Justin Bieber’s Space Landing for Vibe Magazine’s September Issue—Moon Is Now a Belieber
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When you’re Justin Bieber, you don’t need to dress like a turquoise ostrich or a mourning downstairs maid to get attention. You’re the Biebs. You just put on, well, anything,… Read More
Jennifer Lopez Parties in Vegas and Flaunts Sexy Curves in Skintight Blue Minidress
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We just spent an hour staring at this red carpet photo of Jennifer Lopez. You know, for professional reasons. We’re fashion critics. It’s our job to seek out and expose any and… Read More
Shoegasm! Rihanna Rocks Tom Ford Gold Chain Wedges and a Cat Shirt, Natch
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Rihanna went out on Wednesday and she left us with much to discuss. First, we need to address the fact that the chick is wearing clothes. Good for you, babe, for not heading out to… Read More
Subliminal Fashion: Pippa Middleton Channels Dr. Seuss and Rihanna Dresses Like a Can of Iced Tea
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Look, we get it—your fashion muse can come in all shapes and sizes. Here at Fashion Police, our way of appeasing the style gods comes in the form of a small Victoria Beckham shrine… Read More
Girl Power! Spice Girls Rock 5 Different Fashion Looks for Their Olympic Rehearsal
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The closing ceremonies for the Olympics are almost upon us, and the Spice Girls are reuniting for the event—upon some seriously bedazzled taxicabs. Yep, even Geri Halliwell (aka… Read More
Blake Lively Looks Like a Beautiful Alien in New Gucci Perfume Commercial
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We’ve already established that Blake Lively is an alien. Or an angel. Or some other supernatural inhuman wonder. Otherwise we have no explanation for why she never, ever takes a bad… Read More
Katy Perry Reveals Killer Cleavage and Her Glam Side in Brazil—Which Look Do You Prefer?
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There are many parts of Katy Perry, and during her recent trip to Rio de Janeiro we got a peek at quite a few of them. Or, well, OK—two of them. Right at chest level. Check out the… Read More
Katy Perry’s Retro Glam for New Hair Campaign Is the Sexiest We’ve Ever Seen Her
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Ever wonder what Katy Perry looks like without the whipped-cream bras and cotton candy skirts? OK, wait, that came out wrong. What we mean is…Oh, forget it. Point is, the singer… Read More
Bitch Stole My Lemon Lime Sweater: Jessica Szohr vs. Olivia Palermo in Rebecca Minkoff
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Our left eye just started twitching, so let’s get this post out of the way right quick. Those are a couple of busy outfits—yes they are! It’s like Jessica Szohr and Olivia… E! Online (US) – Fashion Police
Olympic Man Candy: Who Needs Clothes When You Look Like Michael Phelps, Ryan Lochte or Jordan Burroughs?
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Sure, we here at Fashion Police love to talk about clothes. But we also really enjoy a lack of clothes, particularly on Olympic athletes. Call us nuts, but we’d rather see wrestler… E! Online (US) – Fashion Police
Kate Middleton Wears Coat Dress to Olympics Because That’s Apparently All She Owns
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Didn’t know that a coat could be a dress and a dress could be a coat, now, did you? Well, the truth is, that cannot happen—not for mortals like us. Non-royal peasantry such as… E! Online (US) – Fashion Police
Fashion Rewind: Expect to See Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Obsession on American Idol
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Here’s the genius in hiring Mariah Carey to be the new American Idol judge: For a reported $ 17 million, you actually get one judge plus two bouncy assistants who will double as a pair of… E! Online (US) –…
Natalie Portman Is Naturally Gorgeous on Madame Figaro Cover and We Are Naturally Jealous
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Do we like Natalie Portman? She’s a Harvard grad, landed herself a hot piece of dancer-man-meat in Benjamin Millepied, has an Oscar on her shelf and seems to eternally look like a… E! Online (US) – Fashion Police
Fashion Police: Kim and Kanye West’s Perp Walk
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Looks like great minds really do think alike! Lovebirds Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were spotted in look-a-like outfits last week while out and about in Hollywood. Our gal-pal Kim wore… E! Online (US) – Fashion Police
Allure Magazine Cover Girl Kate Beckinsale Is Alluring as Ever at 38
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Has Kate Beckinsale ever had a bad hair day in her life? A massive zit? A bit of spinach in her teeth? Anything? Please? Oh, fine—the Total Recall actress is 38 and,… E! Online (US) – Fashion Police
Fashion Police: Katie Holmes’ Perp Walk
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If this is what a Tom Cruise-free Katie Holmes looks like, then we don’t ever want it to end! The almost single lady was spotted out in New York City in this navy blue Holmes and… E! Online (US) –…
Farewell, My Queen Star Diane Kruger’s Top Fashion Looks—Which Is Your Fave?!
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You’re aware of our problem with purple jumpsuits, right? Doesn’t matter how sleek you are—you will end up looking like Rerun at a skydivers convention if you put one on…. E! Online (US) – Fashion Police
Lady Gaga Rips Off Madonna’s Look, Again—Posts Photo Evidence to Facebook
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Remember when Madonna used to traipse around in front of thousands of shrieking fans, sporting a long blond ponytail and poking her dancers’ eyes out with those cone bras she’d hone with a… E! Online (US) – Fashion Police